That was my first taxi ride. Hey Ders, how you doing, man? Did someone tell you that you were? Nobody’s puked the pool in like, a while. You need to go back to school, pick up some knowledge. I just count tickets, dude. Yeah, I was driving. Um, they’re not open yet.

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, dude. Later, dude, we changed your life. No, it’s fine that it’s closed because home has tons of pornography. But it didn’t work. Marry lah dow–let me– – uh-hmm. Add the first question. Oh, well that’s a chop back because p.

You–you–yup, that’s a chop. I put it in a box.

Do you degs any more tokens? Oh, there they are. I see what you’re doing, you’re trying to say it’s from both of us.

Oh, you better put those on, you’re getting jealous.

Too drunk to care. How many more times are you gonna play?

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Can I have some more tokens? Jillian Belk Erik Griffin That is much better. Dude, I’m not going to say this again. You wanna get real, whoo, then act real we’ve got fun and food at Dante’s Dante’s Dante’s pizza palace Wow, very good.


Workaholics s02e05 Episode Script

Let me take this thing out for a smob. Stripper 2 Stephen Jared You know how many months that is? I crossed the line back there. I don’t care what you guys say, Harry and the Hendersons is legit.

Dude, we’re shutting this bitch down. Whatever you need, I’m here for you. I’m so old, now.

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He head butted a female security guard, bum-rushed the stage, and dedicated a song to his dad. Oh, that’s a chop. And you know what? This is a guy who [Bleep]Ed a coy fish in the mouth until it died in front of a p. Hey, uh– I’m sorry I knocked you on your ass back there, man.

I’m here to announce today that because I am now it’s not old, it’s young, I’m therefore eligible to run for city councilman dude And I’m going to do it. Od just doing your job. Thought I’d try to make it right, starting with some cake. Stars on the Oscars red carpet pick the nominees they’d love to work with on a project.


I’ll be right there. We’re just celebrating big Ders’ dog birthday.

So, uh, Ders, what would it take for you to consider maybe doing the exact opposite of shutting bitches down? I should help you carry the tray though because that looks – No. You could get married in something like that; You could probably also get divorced in that as well. Since when is this the only game?

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